Pumpkin angelfood cake

My unbearable mustard craving was replaced with an equally unbearable craving for mandarin oranges in a can, so I finally bit the bullet and went to the grocery store. As proof that it's a bad idea for pregnant women to go grocery shopping, I bought five cans of mandarin oranges, coconut milk, bacon, green beans, cheese in a can, artichoke hearts, and a seriously disgusting concoction called "pumpkin angel cake." Who thought pumpkin angel cake would be a good thing to cook, much less foist off on the general public? And who but me would buy the vile thing, and upon buying it, actually eat an entire piece before determining that what I'm eating tastes like pumpkin flavored toilet paper? The scary thing is that I'll probably develop a craving for this monstrous dish a month from now.