Gack

It's absolutely killing me that I can't update my blog, but I've been

a) graduating
b) picking my parents up from the airport
c) dealing with said parents, who want to see EVERY tourist attractions my town has to offer
d) packing up baby's entire caboodle
e) sending my baby on the plane to the west coast with my mom
f) writing a 30-page paper in two days
g) taking a six-hour evidence final
h) packing up my apartment
i) getting ready to drive across the country
j) worrying about losing all my blog readers for lack of posts
k) wondering why blogger put those little star ratings on my blog
l) loving the star ratings because maybe people will tell me they love me
m) hating the star ratings because they give me performance anxiety
n) getting kicked off the mils list because I graduated
o) thinking about starting my own list called "moms out of law school" except the acronym would be mools
p) getting a potential offer for a job here in Wisconsin, right after I put my baby on the plane with my mom, gave up my apartment, packed up my worldly goods, and had my father fly out here on a one-way ticket so he could help me drive my car to the west coast
q) thinking about putting a picture of myself on my blog, just for a day, just for the hell of it
r) obsessively checking to see if my grades have been posted, despite the fact that it takes the law school approximately three months to post grades
s) I'm totally not exaggerating - I took civ pro in the fall of my 1L year and didn't get my grade until April
t) wondering if I'll ever have anything entertaining to write about on my blog ever again
u) remembering that I'm about to drive across the country with my dad and thinking that should generate some good stories
v) blogging at 10:30 at night when I really should be pumping, packing, or sleeping, cause that's how much I love my readers
w) realizing that since I've gotten to "w" I now have to go all the way to "z"
x) knowing that this is probably the lamest blog post ever
y) hoping my readers will forgive me
z) and deciding that a sucky blog post is better than no blog post at all

So there you have it. I am officially on hiatus from blogging until:

a) I arrive at my parents house on the west coast
b) I figure out how to spell "hiatus" and punctuate "parents house"
c) I lose the compulsion to express myself in list form

And my friends, that will take:
a) at least a week